SoP 13: Limericks!

The Book of Nonsense, 10
Edward Lear
There was an Old Man in a tree,
Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, "Does it buzz?"
He replied, "Yes, it does!"
It's a regular brute of a Bee!"
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There once was a parrot named Bob
And he used to continually sob,
"Please notice me! Can't anyone see
That I just want corn on the cob!"
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Yay for off-the-cuff limericks! I haven't tackled one of these in quite some time.

NPM 9: Back to the Grind

There once was a day we called "Mon"

Back to work, 'way from the sun.

I'd rather stay home,

But don't want to be 'lone.

Might's'well return to dane-mun.

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Yay for word inversions and a residential imp!