Ten of the Many Things My Mother Has Taught Me

1) Never pull open the giant M&M bag

2) No matter how shocking the situation is, keep your mouth closed when an alien explodes

3) Always get challenge details in writing.

4) Always keep euros on your person; you never know when you'll end up in Europe.

5) Protect you laptop from change.

These do not make your computer's disc drive happy.

6) Very little beats meandering conversations over tea.

7) The Beatles are fantastic.

8) Listen to people when they tell you not to freak out.

9) Spoons are great and wonderful things.

10) It's never too late to get the band back together.

Happy Mother's Day